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Here is a story I watch from the road side. Damn funny!
lol

One day, when I was on my way going back home. That road I use for go home, usually at that hour shouldn’t be so jam already. But that day is damn fucking jam. Traffic moved slowly.

And when reach until the part where caused the jam, I found that 1 MAS air stewardess and a guys is quarreling, they are malay couple. Oh, so thats the reason of traffic jam. Coz everyone stop their car and watch the show.

For me, what should I do? No point stay in the car as the road is so jam, so I did the same with other ppl, stop the car at road side and go and watch the show, hahhaha.

From that air stewardess and that guy’s conversation, I found that the air stewardess saying that she wanted to leave him and go back to her mother’s house. And that guy is trying to calm her down and ask her to go home with him.

So i asked those people who are already watched the show since the beginning what actually happened to them. Those who just reach there also asking the same thing.

Suddenly, one of the audience say “Takdelah, itu hal orang lain, baik jangan sibuk…. kau orang tau tak, laki ni kongkek dengan orang lain mase awek ni pergi kerja oh. laki ni kongkek sama seorang pondan atas katil dia org oh!!!!”

then everyone laught like hell. that guy then feel very sia sui and ask that girl to go home with him, saying that if want to fight, fight at home, dun fight in public.

than that girl say, “kau tau buat benda yang tak tau macam ni, kau tak berani bagi orang tau ke!?”

I some how pitty that girl, she is quite pretty also, should be an international flight air stewardess.

and then she talk to everyone, saying that her flight was cancelled due to some reason (what reason, she din say), then she go home, who know see her husband is liwat an ah kua on their bed, hahahhaa

then that guy keep on try to ask her to stop talking and go home to talk.

not long after that, due to this free show had blocked the whole road until jam like hell, police come. then the police tell them if want to fight, go to the balai and fight, don’t block the road.

then immediately that girl follow the police, that guy have no choice but to follow the police also. then the police ask everyone to leave, and the police said “semua orang, pergi, wayang dah habis, semua balik”
lol

then the show is end immediately.
if that day i have more free time, maybe i will follow them to the balai and continue to watch the movie
hahhahhaa

I found this on one of the blogger’s blog.
See the picture, read the address, damn sohai!
lol

Here is the original link.

Sampul surat dihantar oleh LHDN……

Seorang pekerja swasta telah membuat panggilan ke LHDN dan bertanyakan ‘Form ‘B’. Salah seorang kerani LHDN telah menjawab panggilan tersebut dan bertanyakan alamat bagi membolehkan borang tersebut dihantar dan berikut adalah perbualan mereka :-

Kerani LHDN : Boleh bagi alamat encik?

Pekerja Swasta : Ok, hantar ke Ranhill Worley di opis saya.

Kerani LHDN : Apa Ranhill? …… eja macam mana?

Pekerja Swasta : R.A.N.H.I.L. L eja dia camni : ‘R’.. untuk Rumah… ‘A’ untuk Ayam .. ‘N’ untuk Nangka…
‘H’ untuk Holland … ‘I’ untuk itik..
‘L.L’ untuk lain- lain….’

Kerani LHDN : Ok.. nanti kami hantar ke alamat itu

Selepas seminggu, borang tersebut pun sampai – jom tengok alamat di sampul surat !!!

CAMNI SENANG PUNYE KEJE PON KORANG XLE NAK GUNE OTAK KE WEI????
ORANG PENAT2 BAYO INCOME TAX,KORANG SENANG2 NAK MINTAK BONUS PASTU BUAT KEJE CAMNI KE WEH???SHAME ON YOU LA!!!!

damn classic man!!!
lol

See this picture? She is pretty hor?

Now see down there?
She got egg.
The egg here I mention is not ovum, is lanpa ji!
hahahaha

She is a he!!!

Even if you really want to fuck her also, you have to fuck ass hole lar, still not yet cut, no cibai hole yet!
hahahaha

If you see this picture and stim before you see the egg, then you really a sohai!
hahahahaha

I found this at http://faris.gelora.my/?p=95
The answer for the sejarah exam question of this student is damn Sohai & funny!

A lot of TARCian are very sohai, 1 of the example is like this video.
Watch until the end, then you will know that these Sohai never use their brain to think.

There is actually a lot more sohai things that not able to view on the internet. If you are/was a lecturer or student at there, you will know how stupid is these students.

Of course, there is also normal ones. But these normal ones is consider minority only.

I wonder which Sohai go and name his website called “Kao Lan” (? Lan)?
For those who dunno what is “Kao Lan” means, it means dog cock!
I wonder why a person choose “Kao Lan” as the name of a gaming community website, lol

Here is the url of that site http://kao-lan.c.la
And this is how it looks like.

The word “Kao Lan” is write until damn big at the top of the page!

This one is nothing new, most probably you have seen this a lot times already.
Just wanted to put here for people to continue to laugh at him again

Next time I will post a One In A Million audition video of one of my ex-class mate when I was still studying.
Beware! That sohai might be you!

Wah lau eh!
Din expect got ppl so sohai to use the word Sohai as his company name!
If you dun believe, go and see yourself.
http://sohai.org
See the print screen i captured.

Ya lah, he is a Bangla, but got so many word to use, why he go and use the word “Sohai”!?
Better give me the domain name for use with this blog lar!!!

A friend showed me this link, and i repost this pictures.

I know there is a lot Malaysia also as sohai as this feller.
If you are the sohai, take the pictures and send it to me, let us laugh at you.

Read everything inside the picture properly, this bitch is damn sohai!
lol
Actually there is a lot of sohai think that facebook, friendster, myspace etc is able to be totally lock from other people to read anything after they set the privacy setting, but they forget that their friend in their friend list is human also, when they read it, sure some of them will do print screen and spread lar.

By the way, some of you also sohai lar, thread blog as diary, write every personal thing in the blog. If you want to write diary, write inside diary book or write in words document, then save in the PC lar, you write on the internet, in your blog, who also know you get cheat and get fuck by who already lar, Sohai!